Candles

#1: Nobody likes beets. You should grow candy.

#2: The last sentence of this video (“I still rock at Christmas!”) gets cut off and I don’t know why. It was there when I recorded it, there when I uploaded it, there when I watched it in the editing page. Sorry dudes.

It’s Christmas wish list time. I’ve asked for bath towels. I could also use some Kleenex, a bottle of kitchen and bathroom surface cleaner, and a bag of 100 unscented tea light candles.

Actually: scented would be okay. I’d take scented if it came to that.

“If I were buying my coffin, I would buy one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.”

I need to buy some decorations for the office Christmas party this Friday afternoon. Maybe I’ll paint Christmas trees on shingles and we can use them as coasters…

You know who loves spagetti-o’s? Well, a lot of people. But I meant to imply that it’s me. Me loves spagetti-o’s.

And butterflies.

And freedom.

Thank you, delegate from Iceland.

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